NeuroWaste Crane Depot ? ? ?
Glowing dots litter the skyline... like eyeballs of 900ft megafauna cloaked in dusk + noxious mist. Some people spend all day staring at our cranes, drooling like ant-size imbeciles in awe.
Neurowaste Crane Depot is a vast expanse of industrial lots & factory gigastructures, visible from Phleghmton Port to the outer suburbs + estates. We house & manufacture ultra heavy machinery + cutting edge powertools. With humble roots as a local digger hire plant, we’ve stumbled upon chance fortune over the past few months, allowing our business to engorge and swell like the abdomen of a tick.
For all hire enquiries, you can attempt to contact us via our eMail, but expect delay. We are extremely occupied with building obscene scaffold beacons.
Glowing dots litter the skyline... like eyeballs of 900ft megafauna cloaked in dusk + noxious mist. Some people spend all day staring at our cranes, drooling like ant-size imbeciles in awe.
Neurowaste Crane Depot is a vast expanse of industrial lots & factory gigastructures, visible from Phleghmton Port to the outer suburbs + estates. We house & manufacture ultra heavy machinery + cutting edge powertools. With humble roots as a local digger hire plant, we’ve stumbled upon chance fortune over the past few months, allowing our business to engorge and swell like the abdomen of a tick.
For all hire enquiries, you can attempt to contact us via our eMail, but expect delay. We are extremely occupied with building obscene scaffold beacons.
New GigaStrukture
We are proud to unveil our new 700ft bucket wheel excavator - the Dissektor03. This goliath mining machine marks a new venture beyond NeuroWaste as an industry powerhouse - as we now enter the domain of mining & dissecting earth for it’s precious innards. Situated on the outskirts of town in our main depot, our new GigaStrukture is guarded by 24 hour security and safety personnel due to the constant break-ins we endured last month. All offenders will face the full force of our NeuroWaste legal team!
We are proud to unveil our new 700ft bucket wheel excavator - the Dissektor03. This goliath mining machine marks a new venture beyond NeuroWaste as an industry powerhouse - as we now enter the domain of mining & dissecting earth for it’s precious innards. Situated on the outskirts of town in our main depot, our new GigaStrukture is guarded by 24 hour security and safety personnel due to the constant break-ins we endured last month. All offenders will face the full force of our NeuroWaste legal team!
Trespassing Policy
Last month tested our patience with consistent after-dusk break-ins + morons attempting to exploit our premises for personal gain. If you have seen unauthorised imagery depicting NeuroWaste Crane Depot, report it immediately. There has also been a recent unsavoury trend of aforementioned morons draining power from our units to juice up personal devices such as computers and DIY machinery. Do not attempt this unless you would like to find yourself compacted into twisted scrap metal.
Last month tested our patience with consistent after-dusk break-ins + morons attempting to exploit our premises for personal gain. If you have seen unauthorised imagery depicting NeuroWaste Crane Depot, report it immediately. There has also been a recent unsavoury trend of aforementioned morons draining power from our units to juice up personal devices such as computers and DIY machinery. Do not attempt this unless you would like to find yourself compacted into twisted scrap metal.
Xcavator.03
YO . . . TEST TEST . . . THIS IS IGLOOGHOST TYPING. THESE LOT STUPIDLY GAVE ME ADMIN PRIVILEGES COZ I HAVE TO DO UNPAID SITE MAINTENANCE. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO QUIT WORKING FOR THESE NOBHEADS FOR WEEKS BUT I’M STUCK IN A CONTRACT. ANYWAY, IF ANYONE’S READING THIS - I JUST PUT OUT A NEW TUNE . . . I ALSO HAVE BEEN SH*TPOSTING FROM THE NEUROWASTE SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT COZ IT’S THE ONLY WEB ACCESS I HAVE RIGHT NOW. SHOUT ME OVER THERE. ANYWAY, MAY AS WELL PLUG MY NEW TUNE HERE. CYA.
[Iglooghost - Xcavator.03]
LISTEN / DL
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YO . . . TEST TEST . . . THIS IS IGLOOGHOST TYPING. THESE LOT STUPIDLY GAVE ME ADMIN PRIVILEGES COZ I HAVE TO DO UNPAID SITE MAINTENANCE. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO QUIT WORKING FOR THESE NOBHEADS FOR WEEKS BUT I’M STUCK IN A CONTRACT. ANYWAY, IF ANYONE’S READING THIS - I JUST PUT OUT A NEW TUNE . . . I ALSO HAVE BEEN SH*TPOSTING FROM THE NEUROWASTE SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT COZ IT’S THE ONLY WEB ACCESS I HAVE RIGHT NOW. SHOUT ME OVER THERE. ANYWAY, MAY AS WELL PLUG MY NEW TUNE HERE. CYA.
[Iglooghost - Xcavator.03]
「NOXIOUS FUMES EMITTED 〄」: [PPM]
MACHINERY FORGED 𓈠」: UNITS
「BREAK-INS STOPPED ㄨ゚」: 62